Millennials Are Dope As Shit, so suck it.

Don’t make me say it again but you know i will. I’m shouting that shit from the rooftops bc millennials aren’t just winey pieces of shit spending all of our money on avocado toast (just SOME of our money, dumbasses) kind of like how every generation before has WASTED NEARLY EVERY TAX DOLLAR THEY’VE EVERContinue reading “Millennials Are Dope As Shit, so suck it.”

“The Seahorse Song”

So, when I was in school at ACM, we had a songwriting assignment to write a song with the word “seahorse” in it. my head immediately went to that part of Miley’s “Pablow the Blowfish” when she sings “I heard of a seahorse named Sadie I heard she was quite the Lady Maybe you’ll findContinue reading ““The Seahorse Song””