PLASTIC HEARTS: a review

Miley effortlessly delivers the rock album 2020 desperately needed & didn’t know to ask for. Here are my thoughts on her most impressive body of work to date.

PRE-SAVE ‘NO BAD DAYS’ TODAY!

Click HERE to pre-save my newest single, “No Bad Days”, out everywhere June 24th! (which is coincidentally my 9-month birthday) so it’s going to really be a very good day. (or you can also click here) (or HeRe ) (or hErE) Wherever you click, just click HERE and pre-save “NO BAD DAYS”–you won’t regret it.     -chasertheprince

PLASTIC!

Plastic is………..unfortunately, one of the most effective inventions….ever. it keeps its shape, its durable af and it lasts {litter}ally thousands of years (see what i did there). Here are some unfortunate facts about one of the greatest inventions ever: courtesy of OceanConservancy.org Use of plastics has surpassed all other man-made materials except steel and cement. Global productionContinue reading “PLASTIC!”

Millennials Are Dope As Shit, so suck it.

Don’t make me say it again but you know i will. I’m shouting that shit from the rooftops bc millennials aren’t just winey pieces of shit spending all of our money on avocado toast (just SOME of our money, dumbasses) kind of like how every generation before has WASTED NEARLY EVERY TAX DOLLAR THEY’VE EVERContinue reading “Millennials Are Dope As Shit, so suck it.”

“The Seahorse Song”

So, when I was in school at ACM, we had a songwriting assignment to write a song with the word “seahorse” in it. my head immediately went to that part of Miley’s “Pablow the Blowfish” when she sings “I heard of a seahorse named Sadie I heard she was quite the Lady Maybe you’ll findContinue reading ““The Seahorse Song””