Millennials Are Dope As Shit, so suck it.

Don’t make me say it again but you know i will.

I’m shouting that shit from the rooftops bc millennials aren’t just winey pieces of shit spending all of our money on avocado toast

(just SOME of our money, dumbasses)

kind of like how every generation before has WASTED NEARLY EVERY TAX DOLLAR THEY’VE EVER COLLECTED! lolz. anyway, enjoy listening, memorizing, and singing at the top of your lungs at every gen xer and baby boomer with a shitty attitude toward the generation they raised and screwed.

Anyway, check out my latezt single, MILLENNIALS ARE DOPE AS SHIT.

stream it everywhere!

“The Seahorse Song”

So, when I was in school at ACM, we had a songwriting assignment to write a song with the word “seahorse” in it.

my head immediately went to that part of Miley’s “Pablow the Blowfish” when she sings

“I heard of a seahorse named Sadie

I heard she was quite the Lady

Maybe you’ll find her and you can make babies

That’d be, kinda crazy”

And i knew i needed to tell the backstory of Sadie and those she left behind. My songwriting partner, Santiago Ramones, was kind enough to help me flush out the idea and later the incomparable Ciara Brooke helped me turn it into a song for the masses!

Check it out!!

-chasertheprince

****i DO own the above content, so fuqq yeah!****

MONEY MONEY MONEY–(a cover by chase & ciara)

It’s honesty hour for a second::

On any given day I jam out to at least 3 ABBA tunessometimes on repeat.

So of course it’s a no brainer that I’m ecstatic for the sequel to one of the greatest stories ever told, “Mamma Mia”.

(still haven’t seen it tho, lol…i really am not a fan of movie theatres?)

In honor of this, the classic Ciara and I decided to cover one of the Swedish world changer’s most famous hits, “Money, Money, Money”!!

It pretty much sums up the vibe of 2018. So, without further ado, i present: “Money, Money, Monéy.” ENJOY, OK

 

 

-CHASERTHEPRINCE

 

***i don’t own the above song ok***

you won’t believe these wild seahorse factz

So, in honor of THE SEAHORSE SONG (dropping July 31), I thought it would be interesting to take a closer look @ the subject of the diddy, the seahorse.

They are actually some of the most interesting creatures on earth to me and I know you’re dying to know some seahorse trivia so without further ado, I give you 11 wild factz about these serene underwater equines!!

GET THIS:

  • Seahorses hold a Guinness world record for slowest swimmers in the sea. the dwarf seahorse moves 5 ft/hr. been there lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdQIykGWpG4&t=1s

  • They have little fins, you guys. OF COURSE SWIMMING IS GOING TO BE DIFFICULT.
  • Like humans, some are monogamous for life and some are just down for breedin’ season

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8M_3uWQYKKY

  • Seahorses engage in an eight-hour courtship dance which includes spinning around, swimming side by side and changing colours.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYf9MJFsgYg

  • Female seahorses drop their eggs into the male’s pouch for fertilization and then is like byeeee
  • The male seahorse can carry up to 2,000 lil seahorse babies at a time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsHCqrrU-Gk

  • Seahorse bbs are called fries
  • They look exactly like their parents
  • They may be small but their appetites are mighty. they can consume up to 3000 brine shrimp per day largely because they have no teeth and no stomach and food just kind of passes through them like very fast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCFqrojIcC0

  • they prefer to swim in pairs with their tails linked together

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqzY-hnf79k

AND PERHAPS THE MOZT EXCITING FACT OF ALL::

the exciting backstory of Sadie the Lady Seahorse is told exclusively though song!

“The Seahorse Song”, drops the 31st on all platforms!!!

Click here  to follow me on Spotify so you can hear the story of Sadie, the lady seahorse as soon as it’s out!

-chasertheprince

***Seahorse facts were compiled using the following totally rad websites:: http://www.softschools.com/facts/animals/seahorse_facts/133/ https://onekindplanet.org/animal/seahorse/

*******I do not own any of the images or videos above!!*********

cigarettes & chocolate milk cover

It’s a little diddy about decadence and desire, a nod to vices and being too blasé to change, so i immediately loved it when i heard it in like 8th grade and have listened to it when it came up on shuffle ever since.

I thought it would be a fun one to cover so I headed up to Ciara’s home studio and we came up with this!

You can indulge on all platforms now!!

SPOTIFY

APPLE MUSIC

GOOGLE PLAY MUSIC

 

 

 

-chasertheprince

“The Avocado Song” LiVE @ Genghis Cohen

Last Friday, the incomparable Eliza Spear invited me up during her set @ Genghis Cohen to perform a few songs including this original inspired by one of my true lovez: avocados.

Enjoy! (ALSO, you can stream the song on ALL PLATFORMS now!!)

The Bezt 2018 Grammy Performances

I know this is a little belated, but i mean the official videos of most of these Grammy performances didn’t become available until last week, and I know most of you probably didn’t go searching for them on your own in the meantime, so here we are.

It’s a nice surprise and you know you think so.

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This year’s show was packed with performances and most all of them delivered. Plus, Chappelle killed as the host.

So anyway, without further ado, here are my faves from that chilly January night:

Rihanna gives me the wildest of wild thoughts so, I mean. Do I really need to say anything else? DJ Khaled isn’t my favorite but i deal, you know.

P!nk always delivers. Her vocals are killer and she just was like fuqq it, I’m wearing jeans, a tshirt, and no shoes and I’ll still sound better than these hoes. and she did.

Speaking of vocals, this kid absolutely slays every person in the audience with his voice. Childish was of course, great as always.

Skip U2’s appearance and this is, as Kendrick’s performances always are, gold. to do this, jump from 2:03-2:31 and enjoy!

Two of my favorite people in music together on the Grammy stage!! I mean come on, what more could you ask for as a citizen of this earth? (a lot more, i get it but like, this is probably on your list)

The ’90s are my shit and this performance (and the song) evokes all the edgy ‘Saved By The Bell’ vibes you could possibly want. Cardi B is a great performer and paired with Bruno Mars and The Hooligans, it’s some next level fun time shit.

I’ll be honest, it wasn’t my most favorite Kesha performance of all time, but singing the song you wrote about your abuser to a room full of people who know him and have worked with him and didn’t believe you would be a lot. Plus I was like okay ladies, you’re all on this stage for a reason!! join her, help her out, like something, you know. But overall,  a very powerful performance and hopefully some souls are changing.

I have no words bc this performance literally says them all, so.. Logic for president 2024, ppl.

Overall it was a pretty solid show I thought. I wish some of the awards would’ve been placed in different hands but here we are. People have their opinions about the Grammys and the Recording Academy, and as they should. But that doesn’t mean we can’t sit back and enjoy some of our favorite artists performing some of our favorite songs amirite?

I’m right.

-chasertheprince

 

****Note: I do not own any of the videos or photos above, and I’m totally ok with that****