Millennials Are Dope As Shit & Here are the RECEIPTS

I make some big claims in my new single, “Millennials Are Dope As Shit” ((OUT NOW!!))

about the ‘snowflake’ generation and, in case you try to come for me by attempting to discredit my clever, fact-driven lyrics, here are the receipts.

So read ’em and weep, baby boomers bc this is REAL NEWS, OKUURRR

CLAIM:

Millennials are the largest age group in American History

RECEIPT(S):

The Washington Post–It’s Official, Millennials Have Surpassed Baby Boomers to Become America’s Largest Living Generation

Pew Research Center–Millennials Overtake Baby Boomers

Goldman Sachs–Millennials

CLAIM:

Millennials are the most ethnically diverse generation in American History

RECEIPT(S):

The Brookings Institution–Metro Millennial Report 

NBCNews–Millennials Most Racially Diverse Generation in US History

REALTOR Magazine–Millennials-Most Diverse Generation in History

CLAIM:

Most entrepreneurial generation in history

RECEIPT(S):

FORBES–Millennials are the True Entrepreneur Generation

Business Insider (2016)–Millennials On Track to Become Most Entrepreneurial Generation Ever

Comcast Business–Millennials are the Most Entrepreneurial Generation But They Need More Access to Capital

CLAIM:

MILLENNIALS are spearheading innovation like never before

RECEIPT(S):

FORBES–How Millennials Are Changing These 3 Industries

ASU STUDY–Millennials: Entrepreneurship and Innovation, the Perfect Combo

CLAIM:

All living dogs and cats are millennials

RECEIPT(S):

The 6 Oldest Dogs Ever (ALL Millennials!)

Reddit–IF YOU’RE OVER 30, YOU WERE ALIVE BEFORE EVRERY DOG IN THE WORLD

CLAIM:

Generations before us wrecked the economy

RECEIPT(S):

The Economist–The Origins of the Financial Crisis: A Crash Course

The Wall Street Journal–The 2008 Financial Crisis: How It All Began

The New York Times–Financial Crisis Was Avoidable, Inquiry Finds

CLAIM:

The preceding generations have made (AND ACTIVELY CONTINUE TO MAKEplenty of enemies out of former ally nations

RECEIPT(S):

Fox News–Trump Pushes Allies Away; Embraces US Adversaries

ABC News (AUS)–200 Years of US Military Interventions

The Atlantic–Where Countries Stand With Donald Trump: A Crib Sheet

CLAIM:

Millennials are the most educated generation in American History. 

RECEIPT(S):

NPR–Amid The Stereotypes, Some Facts About Millennials

The Obama White House Archives.Gov–Millennials Report

Rich Dad–Why Our Most Educated Generation is Struggling Financially

So you know, I don’t speak on shit unless I know it’s the truth.

Anyway, here’s to all the millennials out here making it happen and navigating through this crazy world we’ve inherited. We truly are DOPE AS SHIT.

–CHASERTHEPRINCE

Millennials Are Dope As Shit, so suck it.

Don’t make me say it again but you know i will.

I’m shouting that shit from the rooftops bc millennials aren’t just winey pieces of shit spending all of our money on avocado toast

(just SOME of our money, dumbasses)

kind of like how every generation before has WASTED NEARLY EVERY TAX DOLLAR THEY’VE EVER COLLECTED! lolz. anyway, enjoy listening, memorizing, and singing at the top of your lungs at every gen xer and baby boomer with a shitty attitude toward the generation they raised and screwed.

Anyway, check out my latezt single, MILLENNIALS ARE DOPE AS SHIT.

stream it everywhere!