PLASTIC HEARTS: a review

I’ll say it: 2020 Miley is the most fucking impressive Miley to date.

Her covers. Her haircut. Her activism. Her ALBUM.

Miley dropped her 7th studio album as herself (I think her 17th if we add in Hannah Montana’s multiple albums and concert & movie soundtracks) November 27th, 2020 and I’ve had it on repeat ever since.

Let me just say, this is the record & the vibe I’ve been waiting for from Miley! We got a taste of this with her single “Slide Away”, and again in “Nothing Breaks Like a Heart”, but it’s fully fledged, fully developed, fully badass. In my opinion, these are some of her most sophisticated lyrics, her most developed ideas, her best vocals. Not to fuqqin mention the incredible covers she’s served up in doing press for this album [ I couldn’t help but include them at the end]. Rocker Miley is the Miley 2020 needed.

Ever since the Gypsy Heart era, I knew this bitch was meant to release some sort of rock album, mainly because she said that she fucking wanted to release a rock album. Her voice perfect for it, her vibe is killer. I mean this became one of my most favorite Miley albums from my very first listen.

And a first-listen-love, shit is rare!

Also this is a side note, but I really do like the hair. It’s a vibe. Not one I could pull off, but she’s got it.

Without further ado, here’s my review of Miley’s groundbreaking Plastic Hearts:

WTF DO I KNOW: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

The bass line opens the album and truthfully it’s fantastic, sexy, makes you want to rev your engine–that kind of thing. She really couldn’t have picked a better song to lead her album in my humble opinion. It sets the scene, it paints a pic of who she’s been and who she is now. An instant departure from her pop tracks of the past, it sets the pace for the consecutive tracks so well.

PLASTIC HEARTS: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

“Sunny place with shady people”, baby. It sums up life in Los Angeles pretty well. The beat is reminiscent of “All Right Here”, an incredibly important hit. Reminds me a bit of a Jungle-Book-esque kind of fun, bouncing beat. Kind of feels like we’re roller-blading down the Venice boardwalk, dodging the shady bitches, engaging with the crazy bitches, and enjoying our lives.

ANGELS LIKE YOU:⭐️⭐️⭐️

She’s like: don’t get it twisted. You can’t fly down here… this hit packs a punch musically but mainly in the lyrics. I really like the way the song pans from right to left with the beginning notes. “I’m everything they said I would be” is such a fuckin intense line to me. Introspectively it’s a little heartbreaking. Extra-spectively it’s heartbreaking [not a word I don’t think but I dig it and so can you]. To me this song is layered and sad, but can almost pass as just a nice song calling someone an angel because of the tone, if that makes sense? The solitude of the video as well as her pretty much solely laying on her stomach invokes some garden of Eden slithering, reinforcing the border between angels and those who fly down there with her.

PRISONER ft. dua lipa: ⭐️⭐️⭐️

It’s the radio hit we need! I did kind of think it invokes Olivia Newton John’s iconic “Physical” from like, you know, beat one, but all great beats are regurgitated. I’m happy the We also have a video to review — bloodier than I thought it would be?! The second single release from the album, “Prisoner” keeps Miley on the pop charts.

GIMMIE WHAT I WANT: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

What can I say except give the gir what she wants!! Very dope beat / rhythm combo, definitely invokes a pedal-to-the-metal, moon roof open, vape sucking kind of midnight drive. It’s sexy without being revealing or raunchy. It’s a short song, packs a punch. Leads very nicely into the next track.

NIGHT CRAWLING ft. Billy Idol:⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

GOTTA LISTEN WHEN THE DEVIL’S CALLING, okay?! Love it. The edge, the drama, Billy Idol. It feels kind of like an ’80s horror rock hit. Perfect for an elevated haunted house theme. I absolutely love the tone of Miley’s voice in this song. Billy Idol adds so much to the song as well. I love the choice in collaborators.

MIDNIGHT SKY:⭐️⭐️⭐️

The lead single from the album. I 100% always mix the bridge from “Don’t Call Me Angel” into the bridge of this song because it honestly fits so well. Similar vibe, similar structure, similar melodies. In hindsight of the album, this was a great single to release first because it’s a great intro into the pop-rock moment Plastic Hearts occupies so well. It’s good, don’t get me wrong, but not my favorite from the album.

HIGH:⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Like is anyone else getting some like Bret Michaels slow rock, country vibes from this? Obviously not like nitty gritty Bret Michaels but like the vibe. Lucinda Williams adjacent? With an injection of pure pop princess? It’s simple and codependent. I love the line “in my head I did my very best saying goodbye”, because wow. I like that she chose to use a small chorus for some body and depth.

HATE ME: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I love the instrumentation in the song, the way it feels warm but removed. She sings it so well. I love that they edited it to feel as though there are multiple Mileys singing “I wonder what would happen if I died, I hope all of my friends get drunk and high. Would it be too hard to say goodbye, I hope that it’s enough to make you cry. Maybe that day you won’t hate me.” It’s heavy but somehow withheld?

BAD KARMA ft. joan jett:⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Instantly one of my favorites because I, too, “never learn my lesson” & end up doing everything twice. Also I’ve been waiting for another Joan Jett collab since their Happy Hippie Backyard Sessions cover of “Different”. “Bad Karma” is so, so much better though. The breaths!! I love a song with strategically utilized breathing.

NEVER BE ME: ⭐️⭐️⭐️

ARE YOU LISTENING? The self awareness is next level. This feels eerily similar to every single time I analyze every aspect of what and who I am as it relates to the people in my life. However, I am flighty as fuck so “If you think I’m someone to get up and leave” YUP THAT’S ME (that’s so Raven voice)….anyway, It’s a solid song, I like it, but it’s truthfully my least favorite from the album.

GOLDEN G STRING: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

One really should go check out the Apple Music backyard session for this because every single part of it is just so well done, the staging, the costumes, everything. Beyond that performance, the song is peak Miley. Specifically, Dead Petz Miley mashing seamlessly with rock country and it is everything. Fuck up the patriarchy, Miles.

EDGE OF MIDNIGHT ft. Stevie Nicks ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I think they did a really nice job with this! It’s different than I would’ve imagined more mashed than remixed. I’m a slut for Stevie Nicks, and while i do wish they would’ve just collab-ed on a separate song, I’ll take it. Plus, after wearing out “Midnight Sky” it’s a welcome switch-up.

THE COVERS:

HEART OF GLASS (Live from the iHeart Festival) 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

Her. Voice. This became a widely-used sound on TikTok and definitely replaced the original version in any corner of my head.

ZOMBIE 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

The final track of the album and one of the early single releases. Her VOICE.

DOLL PARTS: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[NOT ON THE ALBUM BUT A COVER SHE DID PROMOTING PLASTIC HEARTS AND IT’S SO GOOD I NEEDED TO INCLUDE IT] HER VOICE!!

BOYS DON’T CRY: 🌟🌟🌟

Another not on the album but performed in promotion of the album, these covers kill.

MANEATER: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[NOT ON THE ALBUM BUT PERFORMED IN PROMOTION OF THE ALBUM]

COMMUNICATION: 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[NOT ON THE ALBUM BUT PERFORMED IN PROMOTION OF THE ALBUM]

i gOT SO HIGH THAT I SAW JESUS [NOAH FT. MILEY] 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[NOT ON THE ALBUM BUT PERFORMED IN PROMOTION OF THE ALBUM] So good. So good. Better than the original, 13/10.

SWEET JANE [Velvet Underground COVER] 🌟🌟🌟

[NOT ON THE ALBUM BUT PERFORMED IN PROMOTION OF THE ALBUM]

gimmie more [britney spears cover] 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[NOT ON THE ALBUM BUT PERFORMED IN PROMOTION OF THE ALBUM]

SO GOOD.

So there you have it. Overall, I’m giving Plastic Hearts 7/5 stars!! It’s so good. So, so good. Give it a spin TODAY if you haven’t already, I promise you won’t regret a second.

-chasertheprince

Two Days in PARK CITY

Okay people, we’re about to talk about one of my favorite places on the planet–a tiny mountain enclave of rustic luxury tucked just 2,774 feet above and to the east of  Salt Lake City.

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I’ve skied here a few times in middle and high school, but kept coming back for the CULTURE and the VIEWS and my COUSIN who, it just so happens, moved there a few years ago.

I’ve been there 4 times this year you guys. A minor obsession maybe? IDK I mean look how pretty though!!!

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Anyway, below is a short list of my fave things to experience/do/see/instagram in Park City.

(duh) MAIN STREET PARK CITY:

Main Street is the  old hub of this picturesque town, with shopping and restaurants galore, not to mention some hotels, trails, coffee shops, art galleries, fur traders, *free clean public restrooms*, I mean you name it and if it seems a little mountainy, a lot Western, and casually luxe, it’s probably here.

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Atticus–The best coffee shop / book store / stop at the bottom of Main Street. Whimsical and fresh, Atticus has fun gifts, gr8 coffee (and matcha!), chill vibes, and I think they’ve already worked through the 7 years of bad luck for opening that umbrella indoors so that’s a plus.

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Egyptian Theater–Hit up the Egyptian on Main for a show during your stay–comedians, musical acts, plays, musicals, movie screenings and more!

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Banksy attacks Park City: The infamous Banksy made his mark on Park City thrice, though only two of those graffiti graphics are on display in the alleys they were born in. The third is actually on a former stage storage door for the Egyptian, but has been moved for safe keeping bc vandals are trying to destroy the vandalism!!! What monsters, tbh.

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Daly Hike–So if you just keep walking up Main Street past like Grappa and stuff and just keep on trucking, you’ll eventually end up on a street called Daly. If you take that up some more, you run into this trailhead for this fun lil trail that takes you past some abandoned mine buildings and houses and stuff and then spits you out at the top for some pretty okay views.

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Check out this site for other hiking with prettier views but less spooky cabins so idk take your pick i guess.

SUNDANCE RESORT:

So it’s pretty much non-stop-views from every angle in Park City HOWEVER, you simply must head to Robert Redford’s place of respite near the sky, Sundance Mountain Resort.

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It’s insanely beautiful, incredibly rustic, immensely instagrammable (r.e. this gorgeous fuqqin babbling ass brook I saw in real life), AND only 40ish minutes from Main Street.

You can walk the grounds, hike the trails, chill out by the fire pit, go on a full moon ski lift ride, AND check out the famous Owl Bar. It opens at 4 and not a minute earlier, and ALL photography is banned.

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I know this first hand because i was ACCOSTED by a waitress for taking this shot of my cousin when we went there for her birthday last January. Turned out to be a dope pic though, so you know.

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They also have all kinds of seasonal activities going on for the whole family. They had this haunted playhouse area that led to the lifts for a Halloween-themed haunted lift ride. We didn’t go up (heights, as well as a world with no mirrors, are my biggest fear). But I did make my dad conquer one of his biggest fears (clowns) and take a photo next to one of the bizarre statues.

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Check out the restaurants and the lodging here if you’re trying to truly immerse yourself in all that Sundance has to offer.

Mr. Redford says of his mountain top escape: “Sundance is an arts community, a recreational community, a community of people who appreciate the beauty of nature and feel the responsibility to preserve it.”

And let me tell you something, I am all about that shit.

OLYMPIC VILLAGE:

In case you’ve forgotten, Utah hosted the only profitable Olympic games in recent history (Mitt Romney’s main claim to fame). Many of the events were held in and around Park City, leaving a great amount equipment behind and available for non-Olympiads to give it their all.

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There’s an Winter Sports Center with a lil museum and gift shop, a bobsled ride, a Nordic Jump for tubing, Discovery Zone for youngins, a place to watch professional skiers practice, and a zip line! All of these are seasonal, so make sure to double check that what you want to do is open!

SKIER?

Of course if you visit during ski season, you simply must take at least one spin on one slope! In addition to the aforementioned Sundance Mountain Resort, here are the other Park City options:

Park City Mountain:  I’ve never skied this mountain but i think there is night skiing and that would be dope–definitely on my list for when I’m in a skiing mood.

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Deer Valley    I have skied this one in the past, and though it’s been a minute I do remember it was fun and pretty and the lodge had pizza that was good, so do what you will with all that info.

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YOU HUNGRY?

Maxwell’s pizza– It’s been voted the best pizza in Park City several years in a row and let me tell you something, I know why. It’s good.

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Squatters Roadhouse Grill– Gr8 breakfast and drinks! squatters-roadhouse-grill

Washatch Brew Pub– A legit brewery so they’ve got all kinds of exciting beers (bonus points if you try the jalapeno one–it’s v good) and great burgers, sandwiches, etc. Wasatch-Brew-Pub-2280x1256-2

Grappa– For something a little fancy and a lot italian, try this beaut at nearly the top of Main St. ade22fe61572a2d6ae3b949901cfd18a49461237

JavaCow– Seriously good ice cream, people!             dine-with-the-cow

Stoked Roasters + Coffeehouse– Cool coffee shop, great coffee. During Sundance Festival I was stationed there for a panel event and saw Ava Duvernay, Octavia Spencer, Sandra Oh and others speak (so that was cool).

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AND LITERALLY SO MANY MORE ALL THE WAY UP & DOWN MAIN STREET, IN THE KIMBALL JUNCTION/PARK CITY AREA, AND EVERYWHERE IN BETWEEN.

YOU TIRED?

 

 

 

Anyway, I think you may get the picture by now that I definitely recommend Park City as the next adventure for legit anyone. Bring an appreciation for the beauty of nature, a rustic-chic wardrobe, a couple pairs of cool sunglasses, and a spirit of adventure and you’ll get everything and MORE out of this gorgeous mountain town–and that’s a promise.

 

 

 

-chasertheprince

 

***Note–I own some of the images above but definitely not all of them and I’m okay with that***

TWO DAYS ON THE MONTEREY PENINSULA

I just got back from a lil jaunt up the coast to the Monterey Peninsula and let me tell you, I. was. mesmerized. By everything. There is so much to see it’s crazy so I have compiled a lil list of some things you simply have to do when you visit this magical place, okay?!

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Of course, the first stop one needs to make on the journey around the peninsula is Bixby Bridge:

From there you can drive south to Big Sur (highly recommend–it’s nuts beautiful) or back around the peninsula, but no matter where you are, everything is beautiful, like literally everything:

For the purposes of this post, we are starting at the bridge and working our way north around the peninsula.

GOING NORTH: CARMEL-BY-THE-SEA

Downtown Carmel-By-The-Sea –

Hang out in downtown Carmel-By-The-Sea for a few hours: walk up and down really, seriously charming streets with lil shops and restaurants of all kinds:

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((A fun game is taking a hit off of your vape pen every time you see a picture of or reference to Clint Eastwood throughout downtown Carmel)) (((He is kind of like a town elder?))) ((((remember his ex-wife’s show on E! a few years ago? It was based here….they ate at Forge in the Forest on the show and you can eat there in real life!!))))

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At the top of the series of hills that is Downtown Carmel, you may notice the police station where  {SPOILER ALERT} The Monterey Five go to purge themselves of the lie:

Stop by Carmel Bakery for something delicious to snack on while perusing downtown. Founded in 1899, it’s the oldest running retail business in Carmel and the cookies are excellent, ok.

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Carmel City Beach –

Walk all the way down to Carmel City Beach at the bottom of downtown and chill out as you watch the waves crash on the white sands of Carmel-By-The-Sea:

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GOING NORTH: PEBBLE BEACH

If you’re a golfer, chances are Pebble Beach has been in a few of your more suggestive dreams. There are plenty of golf courses laid out around the north-western part of the peninsula. The best way to see it all? The 17-Mile Scenic Drive:

****bonus points if you roll the windows down, open the sunroof, and que up “No Bad Days”  it’ll cure your blues!! ******but also bonus points if you’d like to wallow in some blues but also pretend like you’re a recent widow closing one chapter of your life and about to open a new one and blare “Ride” –or really Lana Del Rey’s entire discography–it’s powerful*********

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From there, head around to–

GOING AROUND: LOVER’S POINT

Technically in Pacific Grove (“PG”), Lovers Point Park has walking/biking trails, park benches to chill and take in the scenery, coastal access, easy parking–I mean, what more can you ask for?!

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MONTEREY:

Cannery Row –

It’s a little too touristy for my taste, but it’s an easy 20 minute walk around and see it all, check it off the list type of stop. Honestly, the hotels on the Row are the best part–they’re mostly all very pretty and have great dining.

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City Hall –

It’s a nice stroll!

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Friendly Plaza –

The corner of the block that city hall is on has been made into a little park commemorating the relationship between the Spanish, Mexicans, and Americans in the town since the 1800s. Plus, it has this tree that went to the moon once:

Downtown Monterey –

It’s your cute little by-the-bay kind of downtown. There are a bunch of shops and restaurants and a theatre and all the things, you know? Head from Downtown toward the Fisherman’s Wharf, and you’ll pass State Historic Landmark #1, the Custom House. Built around 1827 by the Mexican government to preside over their port on the Alta California coast, it’s the oldest government building in California.

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Commodore John Drake Sloat of the US Navy came along a lil later and raised the American flag over the Custom House in 1846, claiming over 600,000 square miles of territory including what is now California, Utah, Colorado, Arizona, and New Mexico.

so that’s kind of interesting! You can go in it but I did not, so you know. Walking through Custom House Plaza does it justice though I think.

Fisherman’s wharf –

If you like clam chowder you are in for a treat! Nearly 79% of the restaurants on the pier specialize in clam chowder which seems weird to me but I am not a clam chowder fan and also how can you eat something named clam chowder don’t you get grossed out when you hear the name? It sounds like Plankton served it at the Chum Bucket. But anyway, it’s pretty AND has a bunch of italian restaurants because Monterey was a hub for those Roman Reelers (there are bunches of statues commemorating them as well–the backbone of the community if you will):

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There’s a great path that runs all along here connecting it all, so if you have some time and just want to stroll by the harbor I highly recommend it!! The views are so, so good.

But really, the views are so, so good everywhere on the peninsula so just hop in the car and find a scenic spot to pull over and stare in barefaced awe of the majesty of mother nature and the upscale elegance of the cities that dot this ridiculously pretty part of the California coast.

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There’s so much more to do and see but this will get you started, ok?!

What are you waiting for?! Drop everything and head to the Monterey Peninsula today, ok?!?!

-chasertheprince

 

 

NO BAD DAYS X CHASERTHEPRINCE

NO BAD DAYS is officially out on ALL platforms!

I wrote this song a few years ago because I was so fed up where I was with life at the time. Everything seemed so mundane, routine, and every morning felt like a carbon copy of the one previous–coffee, shower, work, class, home. I was having a succession of bad days until one day I decided that the concept of a “bad day” was complete and utter bullshit.

There is absolutely NO such thing as a “bad day”. There are bad moments, for fuqqing sure, but those are fleeting. That’s what’s important to remember. There were moments in that day that were really good–when you saw the sunshine, the taste of coffee, that funny moment in your head, that funny moment you shared with someone you came into contact with, hearing music, seeing and/or talking to a loved one, that exceptionally good avocado toast, etc.

Those moments add up, people! How can you have had a bad day if the bad part was really only a small percentage of the day? Those bad moments, they really fuqqin sucked but it’s up to you to ensure your day isn’t completely ruined by some shitty slivers of your time. Now, I’m not saying you can’t acknowledge the fact that whatever just happened was total shit and sucks, but after you’ve acknowledged it, release it.

Just let those fleeting bad moments fly right on by.

Below are some links to “No Bad Days”, click it, save it, play it, and kiss all those bad vibes goodbye.

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NO BAD DAYS

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Give it a listen, tell me what you think! Create a “good vibes” playlist and add this baby to it and listen every time some shit goes down in your life and remember, there are no bad days, only bad moments.

 

-chasertheprince

 

 

******I own some of the images above and I don’t own the other ones, just FYI******

PRE-SAVE ‘NO BAD DAYS’ TODAY!

Click HERE to pre-save my newest single, “No Bad Days”, out everywhere June 24th!

(which is coincidentally my 9-month birthday) so it’s going to really be a very good day.

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(or you can also click here) (or HeRe ) (or hErE)

Wherever you click, just click HERE and pre-save “NO BAD DAYS”–you won’t regret it.

 

 

-chasertheprince

who the f@#$ was Leo Baekeland?

I reference this old genius in my hit, “Plastic”: 

“Leo Baekeland you were too good

‘cuz your product’s way better than wood”

and in fact, it’s true. Mr. Baekeland is often referred to as the “father of the modern plastics industry” largely because of his invention of bakelite, which is dope bc i would fuqqin totally name some shit i invented after myself like are you kidding.

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anyway, bakelite was the first thermosetting plastic, a plastic that does not melt or soften when heated. this new invention literally paved the way for every plastic we use today.

needless to say, Baekeland was smart as fuqq. born in Ghent, he stayed there until 1889 when he came to the United States to join a photographic firm. there he realized his pioneering talent and was like “ayyy i’m going to start my own business and develop this shit further for me & not some boss,” and he did.

out on his own, he manufactured his invention, Velox, which was the first commercially successful photographic paper which could develop under artificial light. he later sold the company and the rights to the paper for a mere milli.

in 1905 he was just putzin around and was like (to no one in particular) “you know what would be bitchin? a synthetic substitute for shellac!” the quest for such a substitute led him to discover bakelite around 1907. though it had technically been discovered before, no one had been able to find a way to form it into thermosetting plastic–but Leo, he could do anything.

& he did!

and that, kiddos, is why he’s known as the father of the modern plastics industry.

interesting, huh?

 

-chasertheprince

 

****this may come as a surprise, but this info did not come from my brain. I found it on many sites, but specifically https://www.britannica.com/biography/Leo-Baekeland***

*****gifs courtesy of giphy.com*****

“Plastic”–Stream my L8ezt single

My newest single, “Plastic” takes a look @ our dependence on one of the most versatile and important inventions of all time–plastic. It’s just too fuqqin good, you know?

Dial this hit up on any of these streaming platforms (& many others) and reconsider some of that single-use planet-murdering plastic that we just can’t seem to live without.

Enjoy!

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https://open.spotify.com/album/5mMD4oAPoI5UFvnMgds9RN

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https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/plastic/1458469780?i=1458469783

gpm
https://play.google.com/music/m/Tgmdooy4iwbjgoipmceofkw6gke?t=Plastic_-_Chasertheprince

amazon
https://www.amazon.com/Plastic-Chasertheprince/dp/B07Q3TR823/ref=sr_1_fkmrnull_1?keywords=plastic+chasertheprince&qid=1556070974&s=dmusic&sr=1-1-fkmrnull

yout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-30mFuoXnSo

tidal
https://store.tidal.com/us/album/106927943

 

 

-chasertheprince