From avocado toast and beyond, these will become your 8 favorite ways to eat the superfood of superfoods

I’m obsessed with a good alligator pear & I’m constantly looking for new ways dress them up a bit to keep my eating habits more ~exotic~ and ~diverse~ and overall ~healthier~ than before. So I’ve compiled a few of my favorite ways to consume an avocado–and they are sure to become your favorite as well!

ok without further ado, my 8 (+) ways to eat avocados:

  1. the classic avocado toast

    1. Ezekiel seseame toast, butter it & sprinkle some cheese ((microwave that shit so its ~meltayyy~))
    2. Really any other kind of toast (NOT brioche bc fuck brioche)
    3. using your Pampered Chef Avocado peeler (pictured below) ((it’s sharp enough to pierce the skin but dull enough to avoid a stigmata wound–and angled perfectly to pop out the pit with ease))  slice that shit up, plop it all onto the toast. avocado-peeler
    4. Season and enjoy!!
  2. avocado on a plate

    1. slice up an avocado and put it on a plate
    2. use my favorite seasoning, ‘Slap ‘Ya Mama’ cajun seasoning generously seasoning-family_385df23c-f1f5-4425-84d4-06286e4b905b_grande.jpg
    3. enjoy with your fave chip of tortilla, pita, or potato origin. (bonus points for flaming hot cheetos tho)
  3. avocado Mediterranean chicken salad-

    1. mashed avocado, shredded chicken, chopped up hard-boiled egg, & diced tomatoes, feta perhapz
    2. mix all of that shit together add a lil dash of some seasoning and literally whatever else, serve it up next to some toast or something and go for it!!!
  4. avocado tabouli

    1. i really like tabouli like a lot but I’m not the type to like actually make it (so much chopping omg), so I just grab it from Trader Joe’s and then add it as sort of like a lil garnish for a sliced avocado. delish, man. trader-joes-logo.png
  5. quick guac-

    1. again with the chopping :/ so to save my time and sanity, I start with like a good pico de gallo and then mix in some avocado and a lil more lime!
    2. for bonus points eat with tostito’s with a hint of lime and holi shit
    3. also, for a super quick but high yielding situation, use a reed avocado–THEY ARE FUQQING HUGE. I found them at Whole Foods…it’s the only place i’ve seen them in my life thus far one is pictured in the video below::                          –prepare yourselves people–
  6. bacon~spinach~guacamole salad

    1. No surprise here, it’s literally a spinach salad made with guac and bacon.
    2. Toss it all together so that the avocado kind of like coats the spinach and acts as a bit of a dressing (i fuqqing hate real dressings so this works the best for me)
    3. Sometimes I get a lil fancy and throw like some candied pecans in or pieces of crispy cheese or some shit. V good.images
  7. avocado, tomato, cucumber, & cottage cheese medley

    1. Dice the vegetables, mix ’em all up in a bowl
    2. add cottage cheese
    3. dust a lil salt n’ pepper on there, some Lawry’s seasoning perhaps, or Slap ‘Ya Mama once again
    4. Mix it and enjoy, bitch!
  8. on literally everything:

    1. leftover/brand new pizza
    2. leftover/brand new pasta
    3. hamburger patties
    4. with eggs
    5. hamburgers in general
    6. tacos obviously
    7. nachos
    8. get creative, go wild!!Avocado-Puns-Memes

And so there you have it! A lil more than 8 suggestions on how to eat the most famous superfood of our generation every day without getting bored of it!!

and of course, don’t forget the perfect soundtrack to your avocado consuming experience:::::: “The Avocado Song”!

find it here::

watch it here::


Enjoy those ‘vocadooos, people!



the 2016 VMAs & how Drake’s Love for Rihanna stole the show

Pop culture’s biggest night did not let us down, people! AND NEITHER DID KIMYE

The 2016 VMAs did not fail to make me laugh, shed one tear, die, resurrect, die again, resurrect again and roll my eyes so hard; all in one show.

Calvin Harris took home the Best Male Video moonman for THIS IS WHAT YOU CAME FOR,

HOLD UP earned Beyoncé the moonman Best Female Video,

LEMONADE won Best Long Form,

and FORMATION gave the coveted Video of the Year Award to Beyoncé


(see a full list of the winners here)

Though some of my votes and predictions were wrong, i was overall very okay with the recipients (though 5th Harmony’s win was very unexpected..and maybe I’m still not so okay with that one).

The real winners, though, in my opinion, were the fuqqin viewers!! I mean not one but four performances by Rihanna,


a LEMONADE medley that left everyone in the universe dropping to their knees to issue praise unto the goddess that Beyoncé once again proved herself to be,



Britney being Britney (her much-anticipated performance was poorly lip synced)


Nick Jonas serving up bacon,


and Ariana belting it out without missing a beat whilst spinning (think upright bikes, not in circles).

pop sugar has published a full video list of the performances in order, and I encourage every single one of you to:

a) watch Nick Jonas turn New York’s Tick Tock Diner that diner into a poppin club with crazy lights and his song BACON and think about how aktually amazing it would be to go to a club that also served breakfast…and a good breakfast not like a buffet.


b)make sure your affairs are in order and watch Ariana kill SIDE TO SIDE, Beyoncé kill you with her inspiringly perfect performance of LEMONADE, and Rihanna send your soul straight to God with that final performance of STAY, DIAMONDS, and LOVE ON THE BRAIN.

Incase you weren’t fully slain or resurrected by those performances, Drake’s presentation of Rih’s Vanguard award will probably do the trick.

Immediately following Rih’s performance, Drake came out on stage (after being ‘stuck in traffic’ caused him to miss most of the show and the acceptance of two awards) to deliver this love speech that was honestly probably written by one of the Degrassi writers because it was just literally so nice:


i mean, look at the way they look at each other!!!!


Anyway, overall the show was more of a concert than an awards show, but I was definitely okay with it. And i was actually happy about the absence of drama because let’s be honest, the world has been through a lot in 2016 and drama is the last thing we need.

I could have done without Key and Peele and the other commentators, to be honest. I kind of wished that Jimmy Fallon would’ve hosted after his  shot at Ryan Lochte:


Despite the much deserved shade thrown on #Lochtegate,

Drake’s love for Rihanna took center stage at the 2016 VMAs, and that’s important. The main moments of the night weren’t promoting some beef between celebrities but instead they were focused on the skill of performance, true devotion to the craft, and love, and that’s something we need to see and feel these days.