I make some big claims in my new single, “Millennials Are Dope As Shit” ((OUT NOW!!))
about the ‘snowflake’ generation and, in case you try to come for me by attempting to discredit my clever, fact-driven lyrics, here are the receipts.
So read ’em and weep, baby boomers bc this is REAL NEWS, OKUURRR
CLAIM:
Millennials are the largest age group in American History
RECEIPT(S):
Pew Research Center–Millennials Overtake Baby Boomers
CLAIM:
Millennials are the most ethnically diverse generation in American History
RECEIPT(S):
The Brookings Institution–Metro Millennial Report
NBCNews–Millennials Most Racially Diverse Generation in US History
REALTOR Magazine–Millennials-Most Diverse Generation in History
CLAIM:
Most entrepreneurial generation in history
RECEIPT(S):
FORBES–Millennials are the True Entrepreneur Generation
Business Insider (2016)–Millennials On Track to Become Most Entrepreneurial Generation Ever
CLAIM:
MILLENNIALS are spearheading innovation like never before
RECEIPT(S):
FORBES–How Millennials Are Changing These 3 Industries
ASU STUDY–Millennials: Entrepreneurship and Innovation, the Perfect Combo
CLAIM:
All living dogs and cats are millennials
RECEIPT(S):
The 6 Oldest Dogs Ever (ALL Millennials!)
Reddit–IF YOU’RE OVER 30, YOU WERE ALIVE BEFORE EVRERY DOG IN THE WORLD
CLAIM:
Generations before us wrecked the economy
RECEIPT(S):
The Economist–The Origins of the Financial Crisis: A Crash Course
The Wall Street Journal–The 2008 Financial Crisis: How It All Began
The New York Times–Financial Crisis Was Avoidable, Inquiry Finds
CLAIM:
The preceding generations have made (AND ACTIVELY CONTINUE TO MAKE) plenty of enemies out of former ally nations
RECEIPT(S):
Fox News–Trump Pushes Allies Away; Embraces US Adversaries
ABC News (AUS)–200 Years of US Military Interventions
The Atlantic–Where Countries Stand With Donald Trump: A Crib Sheet
CLAIM:
Millennials are the most educated generation in American History.
RECEIPT(S):
NPR–Amid The Stereotypes, Some Facts About Millennials
The Obama White House Archives.Gov–Millennials Report
Rich Dad–Why Our Most Educated Generation is Struggling Financially
So you know, I don’t speak on shit unless I know it’s the truth.
Anyway, here’s to all the millennials out here making it happen and navigating through this crazy world we’ve inherited. We truly are DOPE AS SHIT.
–CHASERTHEPRINCE
chasertheprince 